Too oft am I the victim of circumstance. Hopefully this won’t befall me again

I love to be loved.

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

As an american voter I DEMAND that we do that

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jamiebenn:

coyotelips:

MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY

I wasn’t going to reblog this and then I saw the caption.

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